Friday, November 1, 2013

5 reasons...

Life's unanswered questions will remain...
(But I wanted to address them anyway lol)

5. Why does Kanye think he's a God? Last I checked there was only one, so what could Kanye possibly possess that everyone else doesn't, other than an enormous ego? lol Talented musicians yes, god (the lowercase 'g' is intended) NOT A CHANCE IN HELL !

4.  Why do people that flex exist? The worst thing about a facade is that you have to maintain and live up to the standard you have set for yourself. And it has to be believable; do yourself a favor and stop frontin' for the people and live within your means... thanks, management.

3. Why do people cheat? I'm sure there will be several excuses, but why not just break up and go trick off as much as you want? I think cheaters are greedy and selfish, at least be thoughtful enough to at least attempt to save someone heartache.

2. Why don't people go to the dentist regularly? As much as people believe in, going to the dentist is not one of them; which is odd because you'll need your teeth for the rest of your life, not to mention you use them daily. This may seem bias coming from a self proclaimed 'teeth fetish-er' (not sure if I just created a word) but I am a sucker for healthy straight white teeth !

1. Why do people order mashed potatoes and fries together ?! That's like eating pickles and cucumbers together. It's the same damn thing ! What is your ultimate goal... to experience both textures at once? lol

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